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20% more cotton than the leading swab

BEAUTY & HYGIENE

  • Use swabs to apply perfume to pulse points!
  • Safely apply hydrogen peroxide to small cuts!

HOBBIES & PASTIMES

  • A great disposable paintbrush!
  • Dust crevices of keyboards and instruments!

EAR CARE

  • If you must clean your ears, do not enter the ear canal!
  • Hold a few inches away and kind of waft toward your ear!

WHAT THE

  • What are you doing!
  • Listen, Federated Cotton is not responsible if–

OH MY GOD

  • Oh my God! Oh Jesus!
  • Call 911!
  • STEVE, CALL 911
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