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Ava

Ava does a little acting.

“Excuse me,” says a man in a PT Cruiser, “which way to the conference center?”

“Twelve blocks that way,” says Ava. The man thanks her and drives off toward the worst neighborhood in the state. Ava never broke character!

“What can we get for you today?” asks her waitress, later.

“‘Ows about a stoik and kidney poi,” says Ava. Her dialect is perfect!

“We don’t have that,” says the waitress.

“And that’s why you attempted to strangle her?” asks the judge.

“No, your honor,” says Ava. “It’s because she’s carrying my baby!

But she’s totally not!

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