Grumpy Tim Coe takes his brain out and dips it in ink, then stamps it on a piece of paper. He takes the paper to an art gallery.
“I can’t sell this,” says the owner. “Put it back in the student show.”
“Fails to demonstrate principles,” says the art professor. “The coffee shop might like it.”
“Too avant-garde for us,” says the barista. “Have you tried the gallery?”
Grumpy Tim Coe slashes the paper with scissors. Then he gets drunk for six years and dies.
“This is brilliant!” gasps the gallery owner, when they find it.
“Overrated,” the barista says.