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The First Week

On the first day, God created man out of papier-mache, then dissolved him in water.

On the second day, God created man out of cheese and ate him.

On the third day, God created man out of other, smaller men, but they all ran away.

On the fourth day God created man out of disappearing ink.

On the fifth day God created man out of Lego.

On the sixth day God created man out of clay and then forgot to smoosh him up, and oh boy, you should have seen Its face when It got back to work on Monday.

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