“What will you say on the stand tomorrow, Dow Jones?” says the DA, pouring two shots. “Did the accused break the law or not?”
“Of course he did,” says Dow Jones, knocking them back.
“So the true perpetrator is–”
“The existence of too many laws!” growls Dow Jones.
The DA thinks hard about that. “Hmm,” he says. “Fewer laws would make my job a lot easier!”
“See how you’re acting out of rational self-interest? So would everyone else!”
“You’re right, Dow Jones,” says the DA firmly. “Case closed!”
All in a day’s work for Dow Jones–Private Eye!