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Irina

Penanggalan Tom Hanks has been trying to steal Irina’s baby all week and she’s pretty sick of it.

“I’m planting rose bushes outside all the windows!” she announces loudly. He’s definitely listening from somewhere, so who cares if the passersby hustle their kids right along. “Yep! Thorny roses!”

“Er, no, Mom, no need for a sitter this week,” says Nazir, trying to simultaneously talk and muffle the phone. “She wants to stay home.”

“Certainly wouldn’t want my intestines caught on them!” shouts Irina.

Penanggalan Tom Hanks hisses in dismay from its trash-can lair, and sucks on a fresh dead kitten.

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