Dear Mister Buchanan,
And I here address both father and son by that name–
I have considered well and carefully your offer of Christmas last, regarding representation in my name on the Board of Trustees. I understand that this would mean effectively ceding control of my family’s remaining income to you, as well as other unspoken fidelities to be.
I find this acceptable.
Kindly make haste to meet me at my boarding school in Greenwich, that we may conclude our bargain; for, Messrs. Buchanan, I have a favor to ask.
I assert that I am,