COCHLEA: Difficult to obtain but well worth the effort, as they will grow into gifted children named after your grandparents.
EYES: Spring-blooming annuals, best planted in late fall or winter. Produce cable-knit sweaters in a variety of colors.
KNEECAPS: Require heavily nitrogenated soil but do best in indirect sunlight. Produce a certain je ne sais quoi.
RIBS: Plant lengthwise in trenches, as with tubers, or grow hydroponically. Produce short-haired female mechanics or, when pruned, mechanical engineers.
SMALL INTESTINES: Slice into 6″ segments and treat like cuttings from a parent plant. Probably. Produce headaches.
TEETH: Best avoided.