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von Bloöd

“What the hell was that out there?” yells Coach von Bloöd.

“Sorry, Coach,” says Thung, as the team medic wraps bandages around the axe in his skull.

“I want to see hustle! I want to see some execution!”

“But we ran that play just like you–”

“No! Literally execution!” says von Bloöd. “Can’t any of you decapitate their paladin?”

“Us not been playing dungeonball very long!” whines Ragachak. “Ragachak forget most of rules.”

“There are no rules!” roars the Coach, swelling with dark rage. “Just go kill the stupid adventurers!”

“Yeah, right,” mutters Bazuzel, “after we all got nerfed in 3.5.”

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