“Excuse me ma’am you dropped this” says Benson, smiling and holding up the broken purse.
She narrows her eyes at him. “Comma police! Arrest this man!”
The officers spring from around the corner; Benson tastes sidewalk. “I didn’t do anything, wrong!” he cries.
“Exactly,” snaps the lady cop. “You’re going, to rot in jail.”
The rubberneckers look a little leery at that one. Somebody’s got a phone camera out.
“Put that thing away!” says her partner. “It’s technically legal use.”
It’s a hit on Youtube anyway. The lieutenant tries to throw the book at them, but Strunk & White isn’t very thick.