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		<title>Bollweevil</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 11:34:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brendan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Salem]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;There,&#8221; says Salem, &#8220;him. Shut him up.&#8221; Bollweevil frowns. &#8220;But he&#8217;s not a subscriber&#8211;why him, anyway? He annoys you?&#8221; &#8220;Government wants to be your Jesus!&#8221; shouts the man on the bench. &#8220;And if I weren&#8217;t the radio, the numbers on the eyes inside your eyes!&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s an incantation around that whole block,&#8221; Salem snarls. &#8220;And [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;There,&#8221; says Salem, &#8220;him.  Shut him up.&#8221;</p>
<p>Bollweevil frowns.  &#8220;But he&#8217;s not a subscriber&#8211;why him, anyway?  He annoys you?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Government wants to be your Jesus!&#8221; shouts the man on the bench.  &#8220;And if I weren&#8217;t the radio, the numbers on the eyes inside your eyes!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s an incantation around that whole block,&#8221; Salem snarls.  &#8220;And if your business ethics get sticky, need I remind you you&#8217;re living on borrowed mind?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Fine.  Paper, pen, scissors.&#8221;</p>
<p>Salem&#8217;s pockets produce a penknife, a receipt and a China marker.  Bollweevil scribbles, counts and makes one cut.  The man on the bench swallows his tongue.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bollweevil</title>
		<link>http://www.ommatidia.org/2005/08/17/bollweevil-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brendan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Crane]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Bollweevil?&#8221; gasps Salem, surprised and joyful. Bollweevil screams raw and tries to get away. His legs aren&#8217;t working. He grabs a bench and scrambles. &#8220;What a fortuitous encounter!&#8221; says Salem. He hooks fingers into Bollweevil&#8217;s nostrils and pulls up, and Bollweevil&#8217;s legs do work, then. Salem grabs his hair, then presses their lips together and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Bollweevil?&#8221; gasps Salem, surprised and joyful.</p>
<p>Bollweevil screams raw and tries to get away.  His legs aren&#8217;t working.  He grabs a bench and scrambles.</p>
<p>&#8220;What a fortuitous encounter!&#8221; says Salem.  He hooks fingers into Bollweevil&#8217;s nostrils and pulls up, and Bollweevil&#8217;s legs do work, then.  Salem grabs his hair, then presses their lips together and puffs hot stale air.</p>
<p>Bollweevil&#8217;s unsure whose breath is worse.</p>
<p>&#8220;Say thank you.&#8221;  Salem wipes his mouth.</p>
<p>&#8220;Thank you,&#8221; mutters Bollweevil.  They&#8217;re the first words he&#8217;s been able to speak since Crane.  &#8220;Thank you, thank you,&#8221; and he silently counts one-one.  Two-two.  Three-three.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bollweevil</title>
		<link>http://www.ommatidia.org/2005/04/25/bollweevil-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2005 13:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brendan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bollweevil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[[ Error: Irreparable invalid syntax in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below. ] Sordid the under from windowville. Light. Corner out bump or or; palms hornwise to white bruises? Dry? Again and Unmirror ddammitt you stop. stop. Blue. Angry. Pain Bollweevil struggles Desperately up out of the dementia. His hands are shaking. He&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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<p>Sordid the under from windowville.  Light.  Corner out bump or or; palms hornwise to white bruises?  Dry?  Again and  Unmirror ddammitt you stop.  stop.  Blue.  Angry.  Pain Bollweevil struggles</p>
<p>Desperately up out of the dementia.  His hands are shaking.  He&#8217;s dirty and his mouth tastes like piss.  People are walking by, trying not to see him.  He&#8217;s cold and so thirsty; he scrapes his lips with his tongue and tries to speak, which</p>
<p>Lost.  Tumble:  word aways.  Grit wheelfinger nails as, cry!  Lost (but lost (but</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bollweevil</title>
		<link>http://www.ommatidia.org/2005/03/21/bollweevil-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2005 13:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brendan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bollweevil]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Mister Crane!&#8221; manages Bollweevil, startled. &#8220;A delightful surprise! How&#8211;how long were&#8230;?&#8221; &#8220;Been waiting,&#8221; says Crane quietly. Crane&#8217;s always quiet. &#8220;Saving up.&#8221; &#8220;Yes, you&#8217;ve taken great advantage of our rollover&#8211;&#8221; &#8220;Never liked you.&#8221; Crane moves closer. &#8220;Word-counting, extortion, this little basement tyranny.&#8221; &#8220;Not another word, Crane,&#8221; says Bollweevil coldly. He brushes the shotgun under the desk. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Mister Crane!&#8221; manages Bollweevil, startled.  &#8220;A delightful surprise!  How&#8211;how long were&#8230;?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Been waiting,&#8221; says Crane quietly.  Crane&#8217;s always quiet.  &#8220;Saving up.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes, you&#8217;ve taken great advantage of our rollover&#8211;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Never liked you.&#8221;  Crane moves closer.  &#8220;Word-counting, extortion, this little basement tyranny.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Not another word, Crane,&#8221; says Bollweevil coldly.  He brushes the shotgun under the desk.</p>
<p>&#8220;Been saving,&#8221; says Crane, and brings his arm up.</p>
<p>Bollweevil&#8217;s jerking at the gun, but the fistful of exclamation marks is already exploding around him:  a thunder of percussive silences.  There&#8217;s blood in his ears.  Crane walks forward, smiling, and Bollweevil&#8217;s screams are soundless.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bollweevil</title>
		<link>http://www.ommatidia.org/2004/09/03/bollweevil-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2004 15:27:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brendan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bollweevil]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I need more!&#8221; Columbine gasps as he bursts into the basement office. &#8220;Please, Bollweevil, I can&#8217;t do this, I can&#8217;t keep trying to think around it!&#8221; &#8220;You knew the limits, Mister Columbine,&#8221; says Bollweevil, picking a nail, looking over his glasses. &#8220;You received a fair allotment, just like every other customer. With which of your [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I need more!&#8221; Columbine gasps as he bursts into the basement office. &#8220;Please, Bollweevil, I can&#8217;t do this, I can&#8217;t keep trying to think around it!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You knew the limits, Mister Columbine,&#8221; says Bollweevil, picking a nail, looking over his glasses. &#8220;You received a fair allotment, just like every other customer. With which of your words were you careless, Mister Columbine?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;&#8211;,&#8221; Columbine whispers. His face crumples in desperation. &#8220;Ah! The&#8211;the additive conjunction!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You are, of course, willing to pay the overage fee.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes, yes, anything!&#8221;</p>
<p>Bollweevil smiles inside, opening a drawer to slowly, teasingly unroll a fresh strip of ands.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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