“I’m just saying, the original nine could show us more respect,” says Melite, Muse of Passive Aggression. “Am I wrong?”

“Yes,” says Adonia, Muse of Improv, but only out of habit.

“Let’s teach ‘em a lesson,” says Iolanthe, eyes sparkling. “We’ll get out the costume trunk, and use the old barn for a stage!” Iolanthe is the Muse of Shows Where They Use The Old Barn for a Stage and nobody listens to her.

“I can’t do anything about it,” says Xera, Muse of Zines. “If you really want to raise a stink, ask Lalage.”

“Lol!” says Lalage, Muse of Tweets.