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Tamsin

Tamsin tests the speed of light through diamond (1.24×108 kilometers per second).

“You won’t find anything,” Andy says helpfully. His eyes are earnest. “It’s not like you’re going to supplant Einstein, honey! Don’t get above yourself!”

Tamsin tests the speed of light through a cristobalite sphere suspension.

“I was hoping we could talk about your budget allocation.” Andy’s a little firmer this week.

Tamsin tests the speed of light through Bose condensate.

“These results are faked,” snarls Andy. “And when I prove it you’re going to be branded for exactly what you are–”

Tamsin tests the speed of light through Andy.

Monday, May 28, 2007
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Cora

“Fifty thousand Hugo Weavings can’t be wrong!” booms the narrator.

“Go camera three,” Andy mutters.

“The optimal brand of peanut butter–” say 50,000 Hugo Weavings, grinning, in chorus.

“–is JIF!” say 49,999 of them.

“–is Peter Pan!” says one. He goes white. “Oh,” he says, turning in circles. “No, please, gentlemen–I–I couldn’t help it! Quantum physics made me! No. NO!”

Andy sighs as they converge. “Cut,” he calls above the screaming. “Cora, go get another one?”

Cora rolls her eyes. She hates thawing the Hugo Weavings, and doesn’t understand why they have to be stored nude.

Friday, February 11, 2005
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