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Recommendations Based on a Post Hoc Analysis of the Benisko Experiment

That the remainder of the research group be persuaded, by means of entirely positive entreaties, to continue working at the company and attending interview sessions.

That the control group be compensated for their time, released, and replaced with one better representative of area demographics.

That all particle transmission containment procedures be reviewed end-to-end, rethought, reinforced and reinstituted on an enterprise scale.

That, considering press coverage attitude and buzzword penetration, further investigation in this vein be rebranded and possibly shifted to another subsidiary (see attached).

That, given stockholder preference and the anticipated cost/benefit ratio, investigation in this vein continue.