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West Virginia

“Delaware,” chuckles Amira. “Became the first state and it pretty much went downhill after that!”

“Yes,” says Rumer uncertainly.

“Nobody’s ever got anything interesting to say about Delaware unless they’re trying really hard,” she adds. “It’s like that Wayne’s World thing they did. ‘We could go to Delaware! …Hey. We’re in Delaware.‘” She giggles. “Let’s do that! The thing! You be Mike Meyers.”

“You just did,” says Rumer. “That was it.”

“The only way you can stop saying mean things about it,” says Amira, “is to start making fun of some other state entirely! Hellooo!”

“We’re in West Virginia.”

“Hellooo Delaware!”