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Kaela

This season it’s wimples and, yes, hennins, for whatever godforsaken reason–probably something to do with extreme interpretations of “retro” and the late Amy Winehouse. Everybody’s got them. They make one with a slot for your iPod.

“You don’t see men wearing those pointy hats,” growls Kaela.

“I bet we could make them,” says Finley. “Like in Lysistrata.

Lysistrata was a satire. And anyway, how does withholding sex get women to stop wearing things like that?”

“I think natural selection will take care of it,” says Finley.

There’s a yelp from the revolving door, as another fashion icon forgets to duck.

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