Emdash isn’t sure why she bothers holding the Not Good Enough for Qwerty meetings anymore. There was an underdog spirit at first–ra ra Unicode, proper typography is the key to etcetera–but now it’s a monthly bitch session and Interrobang hits on everybody.
“Autoconversion is an insult,” says Ellipsis for the third time. “Implying that I’m merely the sum of three full-stops–”
“We should make a resolution of censure!” says Curly.
“Motion noted,” sighs Emdash. “Those for?”
“You’ll never believe what she let me do after we got drunk at Poor Richard’s,” whispers Interrobang loudly.
Emdash, indeed, would not.