The best part about writing the college paper’s semiannual satire issue used to be that you got the last word in any one argument of your choice, but that was before Tack and Christiane were both on staff.
He starts it with Latin Useless, Argues Student Exempt from Medicine, Law, but she catches it in layout and slips in Foreign Language Dept. Deserves Expansion, Maintains Klingonophone.
Art History Jobs Still Desperate for Applicants, he retorts.
Op-Ed, she snaps. My Mass-Produced Che Guevara Poster Makes Me a Rebel!
Noted Local Feminist Demonstrates Sisterly Affection at Frat Party
Douchebag Somehow Full of Shit