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Seth

“You have no idea how brave he is.” Dawn frowns. “Even after he’s been diagnosed with tapenade, mezzothelioma, hereditary allergy, wandering nipple and irritated vowels.”

“Hold up,” says Seth.

“It’s a serious condition, Seth,” says Dawn. Over time the gland migrates potentially anywhere on the body, causing both embarrassment and–”

“Not what I was saying ‘hold up’ about, but sure,” says Seth. “That’s not real. It is not a real thing.”

“–to his cornea. Can you imagine?”

“Apparently we both can,” says Seth.

“Look Seth just BUY THE STUPID RAFFLE TICKET,” Dawn says.

He does, and wins something he can’t pronounce.

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