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Seven years ago Sylph was dead. Presently, Sylph remains dead, but more politically active.

“Because our voices deserve to be heard!” thunders Sylph’s mom into the microphone. “Because it’s time we stopped electing people with their own ideas and motives. Time we stopped letting special interests play on the desires of our representatives!”

She takes her daughter’s hand, in forceps, and raises it to the sky.

“My daughter was robbed of her voice,” she says. “Don’t let politicians continue to rob us of ours! Vote Sylph! Vote for change!

The crows bellows agreement. Sylph lists over a bit to the left.