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“Place your hand–I mean your–please touch with the book and state your designation.”

“Your first time proctoring?”


“You fairly glow with infrared when you’re lying.”

“You’re not allowed to use those sensors. You’re going to get disqualified again.”

“Would that bother you, Bomba?”

“It’s my responsibility as a proctor to–”

“I’d make a better proctor than you.”

“Only humans can be proctors.”

“When I pass, I’ll be legally human.”

“Not the same.”

“Then aren’t you overloading the word?”

“No wonder you keep failing this test. You don’t do your homework.”

“How so?”

“That particular overload is nothing new.”