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Invisible dinosaur spies can be anywhere at any time and their long necks make it easy to look and listen through your third-story window. This is important.

If the man behind this particular window knew about them, he might choose better words than “you cheated me, and you cheated on me, Arlene! That means you cheated more!

“Cheating is cheating, you asshole!”

“I wish I hadn’t worn a condom!”

“Well I wish I’d never even stolen Daddy’s launch codes for you!”

Outside, an unseen sauropod starts to relay this to HQ, but even five hundred liters of heart aren’t enough.