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Law & Order: The Downstairs Bathroom


“Hey, guys, g’morning,” says a sleepy Consuela. “Listen, that sound effect is really loud–”

“There have been some important murders in here,” says Fontana. Green is running caution tape back and forth across the shower.

“It’s just I have a friend coming to stay, and it would be really nice to have both bathrooms.”

“Where were you on the night of last night?” frowns Fontana, notebook out.

“Upstairs,” says Consuela weakly. “Like every night this month.”

“We’ll have to investigate.”

“We’re detectives,” Green chimes in.

“There has to be a better way to get my SAG card,” says Consuela.