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By 2018 the technology is cheap enough that you can pretty much walk around winklevossed like whoever you want. You can see through it if you squint; it’s more a fashion statement than a disguise.

There’s a brisk business in celebrity likeness rights, and a lot of hands wrung in academe. The people who lose the most are plastic surgeons, though. Some people wear their own faces, from a blemish-free day. Some people wear their own faces, from before the accident.

Normally the actual Winklevoss guys would be pissed about getting verbed this hard, but they’re busy winklevossing as Armie Hammer.