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Yohon is running out of mans. “Maybe if you jump on his head you can grab the fire escape,” he advises the next one.

“DEEDOODEET,” the man agrees.

“Start!” says Yohon. The man majors in accounting, graduates, gets married, lands a high-pressure securities job, hires escorts for stress relief, gets caught, pays certain family gentlemen to hush it up, gets audited, turns states’ evidence, enters a dark alley and tries to jump on a thug’s head. The thug pulls him down and brains him with an aluminum bat.

“CONTINUE?” screams the next man.

“Gotta slide this time,” Yohon mutters, wincing.