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Important Safety Information – Read The Following

  • Reading this story will not save your life.
  • It will not make you literate, intelligent, confident or cool.
  • It will not reveal the right choice to make at a crucial moral crossroads.
  • This story will not give you the words to say to crowds, the police or pretty girls.
  • It will not give you a useful understanding of a complex subject.
  • It will not give you new ideas; if anything, you now have one fewer idea to discover.
  • This story is not to be used as a flotation device.
  • This story, like most stories, is not useful for much at all.