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Skittish investors scurry for relative safety when Kensington turns on the kitchen light, but she’s quick and manages to catch a couple of them by their tails.

“I knew it!” she says. “I’m going to have to call in the exterminators, aren’t I?”

“oh noes,” squeaks one of them.

“listen ok there is another solution 2 this,” chirps his dangling friend.

“Really? I’m not sure I want to hear it.”

“we can has capital infusion kplzthx”

Kensington shakes her head very slowly and marches off to flush them.

Later, the rest of them burn her house down while they’re still inside.