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Libra (Sep. 24 – Oct. 23): This is a time for unburning bridges. Look back at your recent personal history, perhaps the last two or three months, and reconsider relationships you may have left behind. Were those decisions too hasty? It’s in your interest to patch things up. Nobody’s perfect. Come on, Cheryl, everybody makes mistakes. What is it about this one that you can’t forgive? Please move back in. I miss you. So do the cats.

Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22): Wait–Cheryl, is your birthday on the 23rd or 24th? Oh shit! Oh