ACT I
| Busy, Busy Morning (I’ve Got No Time For You) | Ensemble |
| Under My Hat | Abe |
| California Star | Dolly |
| You Ain’t Got A Chance | Squeaker |
| Dolly Song | Abe |
| Quit Dreamin’ (Silly Old Abe) | Ensemble |
| Just One Thing (I Could Do) | Abe |
| Happy To Be Alive | Ensemble |
ACT II
| Under My Hat (Reprise) | Abe |
| What’s That You Got There, Abe? | Squeaker, Stu |
| Oh Jesus | Mrs. Kerbopple |
| Nobody Wants Any Trouble | Stan |
| Oh My God (Stan! Stan!) | Dolly / Ensemble |
| Put That Thing Down | Stu |
| Oh My God (Stu! Stu!) | Ensemble |
| Just One Thing (Reprise) | Abe |
| Happy To Be Alive (Reprise) | Ensemble |
CURTAIN