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Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 6 pretzels (88g)
Servings Per Your Ass 1

Amount Per Serving

Calories +190 Calories for Fatty

%Daily Value*
Totally Fat Ana
Saturated Fat You’re Weak
Cholesterol My God
Sodium Do You
Know They Laugh When
You Walk Down
The Hall?
They Hide Their Mouths

Behind Their Hands, Ana
They Puff Their Cheeks
*You didn’t even do your crunches today and you’re
thinking about pretzels? That’s pathetic:
  Yesterday Today Tomorrow
In +440 +500 +1000?!
Out -300 -100 Less
Crunches -220 -0 Keep
This Up And You’ll Have To
Get Out The Bag
Remember, fat girl:
Thinspiration! Thinspiration! Thinspiration!