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Boss Monster

Boss Monster is four screens tall and its HP meter is just question marks. It’s immune to exile spells and the secondary effect of RUNESWRD, has a 20% chance to resurrect a Crystal Drone each round, and cannot believe they cancelled the Kirksville contract.

They didn’t like the accrual clause?” it flickers, a palette swap of disbelief. “They wrote the accrual clause!

DZZT,” explains the hovering Crystal Drone.

Boss Monster runs a hand through its horns. “>.<;;;. Call our accountant, okay? And use ancient technology to irrevocably alter the timeline so this never happened.

The accountant has real problems with that.