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“Who was that one dude?” muses Rainer. “The British somebody? Prime Minister. Who said he had sex with all those women. All those illegitimate children or something. Did anybody ever, like, call him out on that?”

“Tony Blair?” says Ian blankly. “Uh, Margaret Thatcher?”

“No, William… Winston…”

“Winston Churchill? I think he had a mistress, but he wasn’t really–”

“No, that wasn’t it. The one guy who came before him!”

“You mean Nev–oh.” Ian pauses, then asks heavily, “You mean Wilt Chamberlain?”

“Yeah!” shouts Rainer. “Yeah! I told you, man, that British dude everybody says was such a pimp!”