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“Constraints can spur creativity,” says T-Rex.


“But they also make you lazy!” he adds.

“How would you know?” asks Dromiceiomimus. “Your writing never stops being constrained.”

“Sexy!” says T-Rex. “But recently I spent some time writing under multiple constraints. Afterwards I found it harder to come up with ideas!”

“No more Wikipedia, eh?” says Utahraptor.

“Right,” agrees T-Rex. “No more ‘what’s the state lizard’ or ‘were crazy people born here?'”

“Like only stomping on people, not houses,” says Utahraptor.

“I’m not stomping anybody!” says T-Rex. “I’m really a panda with an oddly chosen name!”