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“Let’s cook some clouds!” says Thalia, when Clovis answers the door.

“All right!” Clovis comes out to look up at them. “Do you want strawberries or cinnamon?” he asks.


Clovis turns the sun up to HIGH. Thalia pulls out a butter kite and flies it against the sky until it melts, and the sky hisses and crackles with butter. Then she seeds the clouds with cinnamon from her private jet. When they’re perfectly golden brown on one side, Clovis shakes the world with a stomp, and they flip right over.

The clouds are delicious! Also a lot of people die.