The spilled nerve agent induced acute apotemnophilia in ninety-four percent of those exposed. It was nonlethal. It wasn’t supposed to exist.
In Grosse Pointe, a woman helped her daughter remove six fingers with a knife and pliers. A Bloomfield grandfather sawed off his leg. Few died, surprisingly–the agent accelerated the clotting process. The only populations spared were prisoners and mental patients, without access to sharp enough objects.
Loren’s unsurprised when the bill comes across his desk. They’re only twenty percent, in Detroit, but each could yield four healthy transplants.
He leans on his remaining hand, hates himself, and considers it.
The Horde spills across the downtown bridges, ravening and howling.
“Mister Mayor?” says an aide, in the command post atop Fifth Third Tower. “We need to evacuate.”
But Abramson just watches them pour in. “No, Schneider. Today we fight back.”
“Sir?”
Abramson fishes inside his shirt and pulls out a plain white medallion. He holds it high.
“Now, damn you,” he whispers. “Now!”
The medallion flickers, then begins to glow. Outside there’s a great creaking and splintering, and then the Gallapaloozae surge into view: a hundred horses, every color and design, a fiberglass army that crashes head-on into the undead tide.
Thursday, January 20, 2005
“Look!” says Senji. “Pegasi!” He points eagerly to where the creatures are swooping and soaring around one end of a rainbow.
Hawthorne snorts. “Crude creatures,” he says. “Ungainly air-wallowers! Nothing like my helicorns!”
“But those, ah,” says Senji, “didn’t those tend to–”
“So they decapitated a few test riders,” snaps Hawthorne. “So what? Grist for the fodder! There are risks to any great invention, and now I know them. My new hanging-basket contrivance solves all that–just you wait and see!”
Senji is watching, later, as Hawthorne–in that very basket–learns the hard way that helicorns don’t come house-trained.
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
“No way is Cardinal Vanzetti going to lose to this clown!” Sacco’s teeth are blinding. “Haha it’s impossible! Come on guys am I right?”
Valentina only glares, and watches.
“The Papacy Orb will be mine,” screams Cardinal Katzmann, down in the Sacristy Pit, “when I unleash this attack! Level Eight! Mega Catachuuu–”
Valentina and Sacco gasp.
“–uuuuuuu–”
Vanzetti’s face is impassive in Katzmann’s flickering light.
“–uuuUUU–”
“Counterstrike!” snaps Vanzetti, at last. “Charism Level Ten! Crozier–BLAST!”
“–UUUMEN RITE!”
Their attacks collide, great torrents, throwing off light and thunder like the sweat flying from Sacco’s head.
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
“If you lay it flat,” says Bertrand, “you’ll put holes in the floor.”
“Possibly,” concedes Jacques.
“Furthermore, this will go faster if we both drill.”
“Perhaps,” says Jacques, “we should hold it and drill from opposite sides.”
Bertrand considers that, frowning, but he can’t find anything wrong with the idea.
“All right,” Jacques calls over the sheet of wood a moment later, “remember! We are bracing on the left and drilling on the right!”
“Yes,” says Bertrand, still frowning. “I think… yes.”
A few seconds later, screaming, they jerk back their bleeding hands. Unsupported, the wood falls over onto Bertrand’s head.
“Then Tim’s like ‘big nasty teeth! Like this!'” Annie lets go of the wheel to demonstrate; Bruce and Deshaun yelp.
“Fine,” she rolls her eyes, “babies. And he goes ‘and big nasty, uh, ears–‘”
“Nasty claws,” says Bruce.
“This is the zenith of nerd humor?” says Deshaun, thoroughly dubious.
Danielle smiles and crinkles down into the borrowed jacket. The warm car smells like french fries and teenagers. The music’s too loud, and the thump of its bass is in time with the seams in the concrete: together, her secret pulse.
“And then!” says Annie. “The bunny rips out his throat!”
Charles lets the officers spot the little silver flask, so when he volunteers to take the dogs out during lunch, they think they understand, and say yes.
Together they do two circuits, during which Charles cries: big helpless sobs he tries to keep quiet, and tears he doesn’t bother to blot. He cries for what they are doing. He cries because he must. They must.
He composes himself, and empties the flask into the sand.
Then he takes the dogs on their long poles back through the gate: into the rooms, where the detainees huddle under sandbags, whispering Allah. O Allah.
Thursday, January 13, 2005
“You can’t bulldoze it,” announces Venison, slapping papers on the table. “It’s a prehistoric landmark.”
“You’re joking,” says Beam.
“It was sacred to certain dinosaur tribes,” Venison nudges the papers forward. “As you’ll see–”
“Is there a record of this?” asks the judge, squinting.
“Can’t be, your honor,” says Venison. “It’s prehistoric. Ipso facto.”
“You’re joking,” says Beam. “How do you expect to prove–”
“The burden of proof,” he says smugly, “rests on the plaintiff–the city, as represented by you.”
Beam gapes.
“Can you prove the city needs another school?” says Venison. “Is it law, or merely theory?”
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
The door into the crawlspace leads under the porch, right onto the old house’s granite foundation. Pleasance decides to grow a tree there. She’d like having a tree inside the house.
She puts pieces of pinecone in one of the cracks she finds, and some mulberries in another. As an experiment, she puts a wedge-shapen wooden toy block in a third.
Pleasance is a conscientious six-year-old, and usually remembers to water them. The pinecone and the mulberries fail to thrive, but one day, the part of the foundation where the soaked and swollen toy is wedged groans. Then shudders.
And splits.
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Maya screams, to her shame, when Salem’s hatpin stabs through her hand and into the wall. “Quiet,” he says, and slaps her. Her ears ring; she almost misses the tinkling crash.
Rob is up, white and sweating, on his knees. He holds Boulevard’s watch. He’s smashed its face and bent up its second hand, which keeps ticking, crookedly.
“You won’t,” says Darlene. “You can’t.”
He wets two fingers with his blood and holds them above it; his eyes are wide, and very cold. Darlene and Maya hold their breath.
But Salem doesn’t. He snarls, and blurs; and then Maya goes deaf.